“that’s disgusting!” it was the most excitable i’d ever seen AP, and to a confession that i bite my nails nonetheless. “what does your girlfriend think of this?” i thought for a second before responding. “i don’t think she knows, i usually do it when i’m driving by myself.” upon further reflection, this statement is not completely true. we went to see “tár” earlier this week, and i can remember biting my nails on the way there. she must not have noticed. i’ll really just bite my nails whenever i’m driving, usually with people i know pretty well, and i’m always discreet about it. crack the window, flick em out, and act like nothing ever happened. out of shame, i feel the need to put a qualifier here. when i say i bite my nails, i’m not like those sick fucks who chew them all the way down so you can see the flesh poking out. i use more of a bite and tear method, chipping the corner of the white part slightly before pulling it off. same look as the clippers, just a bit more sa...